I have demons in me.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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