i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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