yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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