It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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