She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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