but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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