: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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