i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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