He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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