He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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