no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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