do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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