I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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