i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I licked your asshole in confidence.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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