There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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