tell your sister to shave her snatch
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It's shark week go big or go home
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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