Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just puked most of my soul out..
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