sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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