that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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