Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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