I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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