no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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