I want to stick my p in your. b.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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