I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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