Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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