So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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