Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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