yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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