Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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