Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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