So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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