fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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