I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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