The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel great
I just peed on a car
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i love accidental penises.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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