his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
His nipple licking is glorious
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