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(402): View more from Nebraska

lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I cont stop tolking in a british axsent

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time

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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(315): View more from New York

MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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(620): View more from Kansas

I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either

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(417): View more from Missouri

Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes

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