matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The Olympian is in my bed
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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