Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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