Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i barfeds in our rink
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
be right there i have to get my cape
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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