Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He shit in the fireplace
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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