I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
