we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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