Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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