I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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