singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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