i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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