she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I believe in your delicious
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