eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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