You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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