me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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