I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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