why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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