How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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