She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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