we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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My ATM looks so different sober.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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