Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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