How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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