Just fell off a train. Bad.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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