okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Randomize
