I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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